i wonder...

~Can you breathe through your nose and mouth at the same time?
~Why is it, that the sun darkens the colour of your skin, but lightens the color of your hair?
~If swimming is such exercise, why are whales fat?
~If a word is spelled wrong in the dictionary, how would you know?
~If 75% of all accidents happen within 5 miles of home, why not move 10 miles away?
~Do octopuses have arms or legs?
~Who was the first person to see a cow, and think what would happen if I pulled those dangling bits and drink the liquid that comes out?
~If a cat always lands on its feet and buttered bread always lands butter side down, what would happen if you tied buttered bread on top of a cat?
~Shouldn't there be a shorter word for "monosyllabic"?
~Would a fly without wings be called a walk?
~Do cows have calf muscles?
~Why does your nose run and your feet smell?
~Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?
~Why doesn't superglue stick to the inside of the tube?
~Are Zebras white with black stripes or black with white stripes?
~If you stole a pen from a bank then would it still be considered a bank robbery?
~Is French kissing in France just called kissing?
~Why is it that rain drops but snow falls?
~Why are boxing rings square?
~Why is it called pineapple, when's there neither pine nor apple in it?
~Where does the white go when the snow melts?
~How do the "Keep off the grass" signs get there?
~Why do men have nipples?
~If an orange is orange, why isn't a lime called a green or a lemon called a yellow?
~Why did Superman wear his underpants on the outside of his tights?
~Does anyone actually kill two birds with one stone?
~If you have x-ray vision, and you can see through anything, wouldn't you see through everything and actually see nothing?
~If it is a 50mph wind and you drive your car at 50mph downwind, if you stick your head outside would you feel the wind?
~If you were on a plane going the speed of sound and walked from the back of the plane to the front, would you be walking faster than the speed of sound?
~Why is it we have the weight of the world on our shoulders but have to get it off our chests?
~If someone can't see, they're blind and if someone can't hear, they're deaf, so what do you call people who can't smell?
~Do cows drink milk?
~If you were born exactly on 12:00 midnight on December 31st –January 1st, which year would you say you were born in?
~Do people with big eyes see at a wider range than people with smaller eyes?
~If a criminal turns himself in shouldn't he get the reward money?
~What would happen if everyone was to flush their toilet at the same time?
~Do glow-in-the-dark objects stop glowing when somebody turns the lights on?
~Why is it you're 'in' a film, but you're 'on TV'?
~Do ducks sneeze?
~What are those little things on the end of your shoelaces called?
~Why can't we sneeze with our eyes open?
~Why are there dents in a golf ball?
~Which way does a compass point in space?
~Can bald men get lice?
~What would happen if you were to feed a pig some bacon?
~If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches?
~Can someone give up lent for lent?
~What did cured ham actually have?
~Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
~Can you write in pencil on an eraser?
~Can crop circles be square?
~If quizzes are quizzical then what are tests?
~Are people who are allergic to nuts allergic to coconuts too?
~Do stairs go up or down?
~If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
~Can you get cornered in a round room?
~Why don't the hairs on your arms get split ends?
~If heat rises then shouldn't hell be cold?
~Why can't you get a tan on your palms?
~Why is a square meal served on round plates?
~Why are shampoo suds always white, regardless of the colour of the shampoo?
~If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do they all have to drown?
~If it is zero degrees outside today and tomorrow it is supposed to be twice as cold, how cold will it be tomorrow?
~How can you tell when sour cream goes bad?
~If someone told you they were a pathological liar, would you believe them?
~Aren't all rooms room temperature?
~If you are driving at near the speed of light and turn on your headlights, what will you see?
~Where do they get the seeds to grow seedless grapes?
~Why is ice clear but snow white?
~What do bald men wash their head with- soap or shampoo?
~If something goes without saying, then why say it?